{"id":118,"date":"2007-01-09T20:45:24","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T20:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/wordpress\/?p=118"},"modified":"2007-01-09T20:45:24","modified_gmt":"2007-01-09T20:45:24","slug":"comcast_sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/2007\/01\/09\/comcast_sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Comcast sucks."},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\" media=\"screen\">\n#centered {\nwidth: 500px;\nmargin: 0 auto;\ntext-align: left;\n}\ndd {\nline-height: 1.2em;\n}\ndd.me {\ncolor: blue;\n}\ndd.comcast {\ncolor: green;\n}\n<\/style>\n<div id=\"centered\">\n<dl>\n<dt>My chat with Comcast<\/dt>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">Thank you for contacting Comcast&#8230;.I will be happy to assist you today. May I have your name please?<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">Benjamin Westafer<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">Hello Benjamin, how can I assist you with your troubleshooting issue tonight?<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">There have been some really strong winds today and the cable is completely out.<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">Oh no, that&#8217;s not good at all! I will see what I can do James! <em style=\"color: blue\">[?]<\/em><\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">For security purposes&#8230;<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">blah blah blah blah<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">Thank you, James <em style=\"color: blue\">[Argh.]<\/em><\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">np<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">How are you related to the account holder Benjamin? <em style=\"color: blue\">[?!]<\/em><\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">My full name is James Benjamin Westafer<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">I go by Benjie<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">just to confuse everyone<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">Alrighty!<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">lol sounds fun!<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">The closet available date I have Benjamin <em style=\"color: blue\">[! finally!]<\/em> is Wednesday between 2-7. Is this convenient for you?<\/dd>\n<dd><strong>[I&#8217;m about to jump through the screen.]<\/strong><\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">Did you receive my last message?<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">Please don&#8217;t take this personally, but you guys sure spend a lot of money putting down satellite&#8217;s environmental vulnerability only to ask me to be on call for five hours after making me wait 18<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">whatever, I guess I have no choice<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"comcast\">I could look for another date and time if you would rather James <em style=\"color: blue\">[?!!]<\/em><\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">I&#8217;m sorry to be rude, but my service from Comcast has been a dissapointment from the beginning.<\/dd>\n<dd class=\"me\">I&#8217;ll take tomorrow<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n<p>These guys are a joke. The only thing they have going for them is on demand. I&#8217;m just about ready to fire them. I have stuff to do tomorrow. I can&#8217;t just hang out for five hours waiting for them to come by. It&#8217;s ridiculous; especially since they are going to want to come inside the house, when obviously the problem is outside. They are becoming the company I hate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My chat with Comcast Thank you for contacting Comcast&#8230;.I will be happy to assist you today. May I have your name please? Benjamin Westafer Hello Benjamin, how can I assist you with your troubleshooting issue tonight? There have been some really strong winds today and the cable is completely out. Oh no, that&#8217;s not good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/westafer.com\/b\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}